Total Medals Earned: 160 (From
36 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,770 Points
Unlock tier 2 levels.
Unlock tier 3 levels.
Complete all levels in tier 1.
Complete all levels in tier 2.
Unlock tier 4 levels.
Complete all levels in tier 3.
Complete all levels in tier 4.
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Complete the entire first ring of levels.
Rate 5 or more user levels.
Complete the entire first and second ring of levels.
Complete the first level under par in all three categories.
Rate 50 or more user levels.
Complete 5 or more levels under par in all three categories.
Complete all three rings of levels.
Complete 15 or more levels under par in all three categories.
Complete all levels under par in all three categories.
Rate 100 or more user levels.
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.
Equip 3 perks at once.
Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.
Steal a total of 20k candies.
Kill 50 bullies.
Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.
Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.
Take care of Mother...
Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Kill a construction worker
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Achieve the inevitable
Have you tried eating less fiber
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
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Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
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Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
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10 successful jumps
First successful jump
Commit 10 Fouls
Jump and fall before the sand
50 successful jumps
Achieve running speed of 10 m/s
Jump over 6 meters
Jump over 8 meters
Collect 50 stars from jumps
Make 10 Jumps at almost perfect angle
Jump 10 times from just before foul line
Make 10 jumps with almost filled speed bar
Break the World Record
Make 10 Perfect Jumps (three stars in one jump)
Get a score of 60 or above
Conquer 10 Planets in the first 10 seconds
Conquer all four corners within 30 seconds
Get a score of 70 or above
Grab a Pizza
Bump into 500 mines in total
Grab 1000 Rings in total
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Create a level
Grab 5000 Rings in total
Unlock the other Runners
Kick 30 mines against a boss.
Beat all missions
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They were meant to be.
Here my heart can rest.
So much for that appetitive for destruction...
<3